I don't really know what i'm doing with my life anymore.
  • kettleoat:

    atomicflan:

    gryffindorgay:

    “According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

    ~Plato’s The Symposium.

    How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

    We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

    sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

    (Source: eternalseptember, via joeskyrunner)

  • lubricates:

    excuse me u accidentally pressed the unfollow button ha ha ha fix that

    (Source: lubricates, via asvprock)

  • spenceromg:

    do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

    (via tinychatting)

  • baconsloth:

    deoxyhemoglobin:

    I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

    I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

    and he went dead silent

    had the opportunity and fucking seized it

    (via humorking)

  • 10000bc:

    since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

    (via asvprock)

  • shybabykitten:

    This kinda sounds like a poem

    (Source: loudest-whisper, via guccier)

  • becausejensenackles:

    I feel like I should have seen that coming.

    (Source: nevver, via ednamode-and-guest)

  • mormondad:

    getting a boner before marriage is a sin

    (via contort)

  • arachnids-arisen:

    arachnids-arisen:

    i mean dude

    2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

    2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

    2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

    no words can explain how wrong i was.

    (Source: spooky-scary-arachnids, via ednamode-and-guest)